Lying Awake Thinking

I don’t want this to come off as…controversial, but I’m not totally convinced that America really exists. I’ve met ‘Americans’, and their accent just never sounds like something that would …

Sydney, Come On!

What is WRONG with Sydney’s weather at the moment? Strike that: what is wrong with Sydney in general? I thought Melbourne was supposed to be the one with the ever-changing …

Air Con Moves On

I’m SO done with Bling The Tarts III. I liked it at first, when you were making the basics, but I just can’t get past the final boss. Worst boss …

What About Cars?

Like, dude, we MET over auto servicing in Elwood, remember? She was getting her annual car service, I was just hanging around because I don’t have a job and I like …

Air Conditioning History

You’d like to know about air conditioning? It has a long and illustrious history beginning in ancient Mesopotamia. Kings of Babylon would often employ aids with particularly low blood temperature …

Such Renovation Potential

Celia McCarthy has moved into the old church on McLeod Street, and suddenly I have a new piece of reality TV to watch…in real life. Although I should sincerely ask …

Office Views

On  my last visit to the optometrist he said that I had “the most rapidly-degrading vision (he’d) ever seen.” I wanted to make a pun there but that was quite …

Without the Glass

Have you ever been in an office building before they put in the glass? It’s really weird. I was up there because the boss asked me to go and do …

Microwaves Disappointing

Great, yeah, so we can make drain cameras and send a monkey into space, but we can’t invent a microwave that updates itself to daylight savings. I’ll forgive my clock …

Renovate That Kitchen

I guess the medieval kitchen is fun, but the roasted hog could use some work. More like ‘charred hog’. Suppose I’ll be generous for the food blog and give it …