The Open Tracks

That’s it, I’m done. It’s time to sell my car. I’ve had just about enough of the road, and I think it’s time to invest in the future. I’m going …

Vendor Problems

I keep hearing phrases like ‘curb appeal’ and ‘home staging’, and every time I do I get a little bit more annoyed with the world. Why are people so shallow? …

Cat-spiracy

I have a conspiracy theory concerning my cat. Basically, I suspect that Milo loves winter because it gives him such a wide range of opportunities to interfere with my belongings. …

Pass The Branding

What happened to the glamour of office life? Was it ever even a thing? Perhaps it wasn’t – maybe that whole bygone era of sharp suits, typewriters and desk-side cabinets …

Bit Of A Hike

It’s so typical of Alana to go for a ‘destination wedding’ – also known as an expensive inconvenience enforced on all family members. My sister has always had to do …

Gentle Renovation Motivation

I’ve learned so many great lessons watching Hoarding Stuff with Mary Condo, the lifestyle show that’s taking Neat-Flicks by storm. You’ve got Mary Condo herself, who’s a true drill-sergeant – …

Bifold Doors, Yeah

You know what’s awesome, and also something that you don’t see often enough? Bifold doors: the only known doors that… fold. You see them, and the fold, in a bifold …

Lying Awake Thinking

I don’t want this to come off as…controversial, but I’m not totally convinced that America really exists. I’ve met ‘Americans’, and their accent just never sounds like something that would …

Sydney, Come On!

What is WRONG with Sydney’s weather at the moment? Strike that: what is wrong with Sydney in general? I thought Melbourne was supposed to be the one with the ever-changing …

Air Con Moves On

I’m SO done with Bling The Tarts III. I liked it at first, when you were making the basics, but I just can’t get past the final boss. Worst boss …